Back in March, I stopped working on “A Christmas Chump”, which was meant to be a parody of Charles Dickens “A Christmas Carol” starring America’s worst president, Donald Trump. I stopped for a few reasons: 1. Trump was getting less and less funny over time; and scarier. His presidency went from “Look at this fuckingContinue reading “A Christmas Chump: Read The Unfinished Novella about our Doofus President”
Author Archives: B.J. Mendelson
Black Lives Matter + How We Can Do Reparations Right Now
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to share something important with you: Black Lives Matter. I don’t know who “We” is. It’s just me here. But sometimes things sound more official when you say, “we”, you know? While we’re here, I also want to tell you that I believe in reparations for Black people andContinue reading “Black Lives Matter + How We Can Do Reparations Right Now”
Cold Hilarious Fate
(Since my goal, over the next three years, is to write and publish a best selling fiction book, I thought it’d be fun to dig out some of my earlier attempts at fiction writing for you to enjoy. Some of you have seen these before, but most haven’t. Below is Parts 1 and 2 toContinue reading “Cold Hilarious Fate”
Hello, from the Author
This may or may not be my new author headshot. I’ll let you know. (Picture taken with a Google Pixel 2 on April 11th, 2020.)
