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What'd you learn today? For me, it was that the bus brings pain. Ok. I'm kidding. It brings migraines. The good news is that I can take the train into the city instead, and I seem ok with the train (and the subway.) Life is about adjustments. And it never ends either. You're constantly making adjustments. The trick is to be open to doing so. People get shitty, or arrogant, and they get to a point where they don't want to make adjustments. You don't want to be that person. You have to be open and ready for anything, because the odds are good "anything" is what's going to get thrown at you.

An now, an exclusive look inside the Hell Mouth. (And yes, the bus gave me a migraine.)

If the police dog sniffs your butt, do you win a prize?

New bus, who dis?

Let's play a game. Every time I go into the city, I get a migraine. I suspect riding the bus is a trigger. So tomorrow, we will ride the bus again into Manhattan. Place your bets! Will I get a migraine? Will the Port Authority Bus Terminal get its air conditioning back on in time for my arrival? Will the bum who was masturbating in an empty train car on the E be there too? Probably! Let's find out.

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